Donkey Dick

A term used by military personnel to describe the threaded funnel that attaches to five gallon fuel cans which is long and resembles the shape of said animal.

Hey private make sure that donkey dick is tight so it doesn't leak

by ColdMike October 9, 2012

Sloppy Donkey

The finest establishment with a liquor license in Central Ohio. An oasis of drunkness in a barren wilderness of sobriety.

Jay was loko schiavo christo brochachoed at Sloppy Donkey three days last week.

by jose6969696969 January 14, 2011

swamp donkey

an ugly ass girl who only goes to parties to hit on drunk guys hoping they're drunk enough to sleep with her

"hey dude, did mckaylah try to hit on you last night?"
"ya man, shes a total swamp donkey! I was wasted asf, but not that wasted."

by JJ413 October 16, 2016

on like donkey kong

meaning something is about to go down that you're pumped up for.

(you're about to play Halo 3 online)
"alright niggas, it's on like donkey kong!!!"

by Chancellor Howard November 4, 2007

talk the hind legs off a donkey

could talk for hours

My grandma could talk the hind legs off a donkey

by Michael D. R. February 6, 2007

donkey kong

to violently remonstrate against someones stupidity in a controlled environment (like the office) by banging ones fists on their chair or body whilst standing above and behind them

Michael was furious at Eddie's stupidity and came out of his office and gave him the fucking best donkey kong that he has in years

by Macktown July 15, 2018

Amish Donkey Plow

When you are fornicating from behind and you take the other members arms and pull them behind them. Then you proceed to walk them around the room.

Tara was pissed that Travis performed the Amish Donkey Plow on her.

by Evanieser1 January 18, 2009