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friendly douchebag

A dude who takes part in typical douchebag activities, but still maintains a decent enough personality to give a slight fuck about someone else's feelings.
"Those bros looked like total douchebags, but when they said 'good morning' I realized they were friendly douchebags."
by d_bag24 May 26, 2018
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Stoner Douchebag

A person that is a douchbag concerning the topic of weed.

They will aggressively push pot onto others, mock those that do not use weed (even those that respectfully decline without judgment) and consider it a magical cure-all for everything(which they will never cease talking about). They constantly extol the virtues of pot and the benefits of legalization primarily because they want to get high anytime they want, caring very little of any of the benefits weed has except for getting them.

They will also claim they function better on pot, even though it actually makes unmotivated and neglect everything around them.
I hate hanging out with keith, all he ever does is get high and talk about weed. I don't care that he likes to smoke, but he constantly tries to get me to smoke even when I say no. He is such a stoner douchebag!
by mazeltovcocktail May 5, 2019
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douchebag immunity

The false principle that asserts to others the fact that you are automatically not a douchebag simply because you call other people douchebag.
Anytime Ashton Kutcher uses the word douchebag, he is claiming "douchebag immunity" Even though we all know that Ashton Kutcher is the King of All Douchebags.
by Anty Dizzle October 29, 2009
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Bestfriend Douchebag

A friend that is your best friend, and yet the biggest douchebag you know
by Joshy Gzila October 28, 2008
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internet douchebag

Whiny asshole on a message board who changes his arguments when pinned down and is a major hypocrite. "Ignore that guy, he's just an internet douchebag!"
by Dalton_Orr January 21, 2009
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Douchebaganism

The faith/religion of universal douchebagaknights. They all run the douchebagathon. They all study douchebagology.
Since you are a certified douchebag; You should practice Douchebaganism.
by Cory G. B April 2, 2008
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