Dookie's Law

The inevitability of mention of the band Green Day whenever a conversation about punk rock takes place. Usually derogatory towards the band.

"You know who's NOT punk? f&$king Green Day! They're such posers! They're such sellouts!"

"OO--Dookie's Law!"

by theeTSM May 27, 2014

dookie sprinkle

When you feel like you have to take a big shit, but only a little comes out.

Guy 1: How did you only take a shit for a minute?
Guy 2: I had a little dookie sprinkle.

by TyroneBlackie June 9, 2014

dook silk

The long threadlike silky string connecting ones recently excreted dangling dookie to ones sphincter. (Usually after ingesting fibrous foods) .

After Bobs 3rd attempt at wiping himself, he realized the problem , a six inch strand of dook silk.

by Pesky TJ December 25, 2018

Dookie Brains

A term for some who is not too smart.

(Especially if they think the moon landing is fake.)

Bro, you're a Dookie Brains for not understanding the moon landing is real.

by Dooked June 27, 2019

Dookied on

To take a shit on someone, usually their forehead

Lokzi:

"OMG Kai you dookied on that kid"

kai:
"Ik i dookie on them all the time"

by Kai wrote this January 7, 2020

dookie splash

a dookie splash is when you’re taking a big dookie and it hits the water and big splash of dookie water hits your booty

adam: hey marii i need to go shower, i had a terrible dookie splash experience 😵😵

by puppylover10203 August 21, 2020

Dookie in the pot

Another term for a fat shit

“Ima go drop a dookie in the pot”

by Pantysniffa5 January 21, 2021