dickprise

When a male sends a picture of his penis to a girl catching them by surprise.

Oh my god, we were texting and all of a sudden he dickprises me!

by Ktrue00 December 4, 2016

dicktricked

When one is lured into something using sexual means but then ends up with nothing.

"I came here because there were hot chicks in the ad but all I see are grumpy old men."

"lmao, u got dicktricked."

by haohao December 10, 2016

dickapitation

similar to the removal of a head, "decapitation", whereas in this case the head being lost is the dick

"Nah, man, she's crazy. Went down on a guy and went all dickapitation on him. He lost five inches and has to pee sitting down now."

by _welp_ June 29, 2017

dickaramus

A person trying to be a dick but is actually just a dumbass.

Omg Brandon- you're such a dickaramus.

by Hotamelia September 27, 2017

Dickaroo

An Australian woman whom hops from dick to dick having kids with everyone she fucks to get baby bonuses and child support.

"God she's a total Dickaroo"

"Yeah my ex was a real Dickaroo"

by obie87 September 30, 2017

DICKSRITARY

A male in an assistant type role who sexually services their boss.

The horny boss called in her dicksritary for a quicky before the big board meeting.

by anonymous October 25, 2017

Dickriderhans

A word to describe men who would rather play with girls than other men.

I'm a homosexual man who likes to play with girls they call me Dickriderhans or just Lars

by u gay lars January 29, 2018