Battered Deer

A woman whose age makes her eligible to be a "Cougar" but her face looks a deer thats been struck by oncoming trafic and left for dead.

You: Ay Man, look at that "Cougar" over there

Meanwhile-The woman turns around, so that her face is visable

:The result:

Your Buddy: Ooogh thats not a "Cougar"! No Man !That's a "Battered Deer"

by "Juggernaut" August 3, 2009

The Deers Antler

When a man gets back from hunting a twelve point buck and cuts the antlers off and shuves it up his wifes asshole to impale her and then stick his dick in her mouth while she is laying on a bed and its only done to where it looks like a retarted deer with antlers

I just did the deers antler on my wife last night

by getsomebiches January 24, 2022

deering wheel

the wheel used to drive a unicorn, deer, or any other small cute or mythical creature

not to be confused with "steering wheel" which is used to steer more unattractive and non-magical creatures such as steers, horses, or your ex boyfriend

did you get a new deering wheel for your magical pony?

it is so much easier to reach lollipop fields on your pony when you have a deering wheel to lead it to sugary pastures

by magicalunicornsexistfool August 30, 2011

little deer

lulu harrington’s nick name for being lost in school

lulu harrington is a little deer lost in head lights

by pastaitalia2 September 10, 2018

shooting the deer

When a man masturbates inside of a John Deere tractor, ejaculating on the deer badge in the middle of the steering wheel.

'Have you seen Sam recently?'
'Yeah he's in the tractor shooting the deer.'

by BilboTheDildo March 20, 2022

dirty deer

It’s a deer with a really fat ass that is squishy like SpongeBob

Person1: Look at this deer it has a really ass

Person2: It’s definitely a dirty deer

by Dirty Leo November 28, 2021

running deer

When you tuck in your cock and balls where they come out the back the hop around

Jerry got naked and did the running deer at the party last night.

by The Balls Johnson June 3, 2016