Lazy UX Designer: I can't come into work today as I have extreme body pains.
Boss: Were you lifting barbells or the bar.
LUX: Not really barbells but somewhere there.
Boss: Crypticrap
Boss: Were you lifting barbells or the bar.
LUX: Not really barbells but somewhere there.
Boss: Crypticrap
by AshNY July 12, 2017
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when coin base or a currency exchange restricts part of your account due to some lame verification issue or whatever reason but you can trade your current purchase
by namebrand05 December 19, 2017
Get the cryptocripple mug.Cryptofinger: When one places an inordinate amount of invested funds into a sure bet crypto currency, only to find the next morning that the value has significantly dropped and your money has gone.
Jesus I put my last two grand into cryptocurrency last night, but the cryptofinger came and fingered me in the night, now I'm penniless.
by bigredcryptominger January 27, 2018
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Get the Crypt Keeping mug.Fear of missing out on speculative crypto profits through rampant, trading, buying or signing up bitcoin futures, derivates and other crypto based assets
The investor world was gripped by intense "CryptoFOMOcation" in 2017 which helped Bitcoin tok reach an all time high of nearly $20,000
by General Scallywag April 5, 2019
Get the CryptoFOMOcation mug.A Crypto Vampire is a type of sociopathic internet troll,similar to a psychic vampire (one who feeds on the life force energy of others)The difference being a crypto vampire uses the internet and social media as their hunting ground.
Using gang stalking tactics,psychological operations as well as occult tactics to create controversy and discord in various online communities.
These individuals are known to have a multitude of alternate online identities and sock puppet accounts.
Which they utilize to manipulate their prey and create the illusion that there is a group of individuals involved.
Many times there will be two opposing identities,one posing as a friend or ally,for the purposes of gas lighting
while another or others are simultaneously attacking,threatening,and gangstalking the victim.
The purpose of this is to illicit an emotional/energetic response or "trigger" the victim
which the Crypto Vampire then feeds on.If the victim does not realize they are being targeted the eventual outcome
is a psychological breakdown of the victim and in some cases a delusional state of psychosis.
Kind of like a Sociopath for the digital age.
Using gang stalking tactics,psychological operations as well as occult tactics to create controversy and discord in various online communities.
These individuals are known to have a multitude of alternate online identities and sock puppet accounts.
Which they utilize to manipulate their prey and create the illusion that there is a group of individuals involved.
Many times there will be two opposing identities,one posing as a friend or ally,for the purposes of gas lighting
while another or others are simultaneously attacking,threatening,and gangstalking the victim.
The purpose of this is to illicit an emotional/energetic response or "trigger" the victim
which the Crypto Vampire then feeds on.If the victim does not realize they are being targeted the eventual outcome
is a psychological breakdown of the victim and in some cases a delusional state of psychosis.
Kind of like a Sociopath for the digital age.
I'm telling you,you need to cease all contact with Thomas,you can't trust anything he says he's a total Crypto Vampire.
by Hog Belly August 6, 2019
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