Cricket

When a person cracks a joke, or says something ridiculous, that really isn't funny at all, or is just really ridiculous, and every person surrounding him/her is in complete utter silent to the point where he/she can actually start to hear non-existing crickets.

Brian: Hey I know what I want to be when I grow up!!
Manager: What now Brian?
Brian: A soccer player!!
Manager: You don't even play soccer.... "cricket"

by Supermarket Worker February 26, 2011

Cricket dick

When somebody says something stupid Or does something nobody gives a fuck about you just hit em with the “cricket dick”

Cricket dick

by viduity June 21, 2020

mr cricket

mr cricket is the nick-name for aussie batsman Mike Hussey, so named because of his complete cricketing skills

Mr Cricket scored another century today

by jamesssss March 3, 2007

lip crickets

Genital crabs that transfer to the male mustache and or beard from performing fellatio on a female or another male.

I must have gotten these lip crickets from when I went down on that girl from the bar last Friday .

by Stevie G Spot January 18, 2016

The Cricket

When you first get into a cold bed, under the covers and start rubbing your legs together to get warm

I'm doing the cricket

by warwagon1979 April 7, 2016

Saber Tooth Crotch Crickets

Nasty little bastards that live in the pubes.

Those Saber tooth crotch crickets are tearin my balls and ass up today.

by Throbbingroot April 1, 2009

gnat's crochet

gnat's balls

the width of a gnat's crochet, Within a gnat's crotchet.
Well known saying on British radio Game Show, 'I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue'

by Wireman2018 January 12, 2018