A term for an animal that is considered cute despite being dangerous to others and/or the environment.
Person A: The invasive dogs have been eating our crops and killing the native snakes!
Person B: Hehe major critter likes belly rubs.
Person B: Hehe major critter likes belly rubs.
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Person 2: Yeah it was alright, I liked the Smiling Critters though
Person 1: The what?
Person 2: Smiling Critters
Person 1: Who tf are they?
Person 2: Oh just some dumb plush toys in the game ig,
Person 1: Oh okay lmao
Person 2: Yeah it was alright, I liked the Smiling Critters though
Person 1: The what?
Person 2: Smiling Critters
Person 1: Who tf are they?
Person 2: Oh just some dumb plush toys in the game ig,
Person 1: Oh okay lmao
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girl no.1: "what is what"
guy: "that drawing! the little guy with eyes and shoes so big!"
girl no. 2 sprints up to girl no. 1 and guy
girl no. 2:" You seriously don't know what that is? Is your brain so hollow you fail to comprehend the existence of such a simple, yet complex, creature!? You disgust me. You should be ashamed to ever show your face in public again! Whenever you walk outside, looking at the blue sky and beautiful clouds, thinking of the lovely day ahead, I hope you are reminded that you never deserved that peaceful moment for the absolute horrid thing that you will never get away from. I hope, no, I know that you will feel like John Mayer on July 7, 2023 when you do such as ponder about the world beyond the cave full of rats and appalling smells you live in. You should be ashamed for not recognizing the delightful image girl no. 1 drew so carefully on the canvas in front of you."
guy pauses, thinking of a way to react. it doesn't matter, girl no. 1 speaks up.
girl no. 1 "that was hot"
In the end, girl no. 1 and girl no. 2 married each other just a few days after the incident. Their wedding cake was shaped as none-other than critter himself. We don't know what happened to guy. But, we don't really care.
girl no.1: "what is what"
guy: "that drawing! the little guy with eyes and shoes so big!"
girl no. 2 sprints up to girl no. 1 and guy
girl no. 2:" You seriously don't know what that is? Is your brain so hollow you fail to comprehend the existence of such a simple, yet complex, creature!? You disgust me. You should be ashamed to ever show your face in public again! Whenever you walk outside, looking at the blue sky and beautiful clouds, thinking of the lovely day ahead, I hope you are reminded that you never deserved that peaceful moment for the absolute horrid thing that you will never get away from. I hope, no, I know that you will feel like John Mayer on July 7, 2023 when you do such as ponder about the world beyond the cave full of rats and appalling smells you live in. You should be ashamed for not recognizing the delightful image girl no. 1 drew so carefully on the canvas in front of you."
guy pauses, thinking of a way to react. it doesn't matter, girl no. 1 speaks up.
girl no. 1 "that was hot"
In the end, girl no. 1 and girl no. 2 married each other just a few days after the incident. Their wedding cake was shaped as none-other than critter himself. We don't know what happened to guy. But, we don't really care.
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person 1: oh! theres a lampshade critter in the corner of my eye, i wonder whats it doing..?
person 2: yeah!! i think its reading a carcar fic…
person 1: why do you know that? youre such a lampshade critter!!
person 2: yeah!! i think its reading a carcar fic…
person 1: why do you know that? youre such a lampshade critter!!
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Get the lampshade critter mug.The most popular American cartoon to not have its own Wikipedia page. It ran for two seasons from 1998 to 1999. It is popular among furry fans. Particularly fans of The Raccoons or the works of Yoram Gross. The show started off as holiday specials much like The Raccoons.
Some guy from Australia: Have you ever heard of this one cartoon show called Chucklewood Critters.
Me: You mean the one show that doesn't have its own Wikipedia page?
Some guy from Australia: Yes. It has a teddy bear and a fox and-
Me: Okay, I'll watch it!
Me: You mean the one show that doesn't have its own Wikipedia page?
Some guy from Australia: Yes. It has a teddy bear and a fox and-
Me: Okay, I'll watch it!
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