Dusty Crankshaft

When an old man blows his load in a girls face and all that comes out is dust;therefore pissing the girl off

The girl was pissed at the old mans dusty crankshaft when he blew his load.

by deichert June 14, 2008

Cranston West

The side of Cranston with no personality. Think they’re better than everyone else because they can afford shitty McMansions. Super white and super racist. Everyone’s out of touch with reality and hates on Eastern Cranston for being working class. Their high school likes to act superior when really they have every resource available but kids still get addicted to adderal. Even flat screen tvs in the lunch room can’t get their students into top tier colleges.

Oh yuck, we have to go to Cranston West tonight. What are we gonna so, eat some dry chicken parm and play golf?

by eastsideordie May 24, 2019

bohemian crapsody

When shitting, no fewer than 3 musical pitches are achieved, preferably at harmonic intervals. The flatulent chord then resonates against the porcelain walls of the toilet.

"Mom, i made a bohemian crapsody can you help me wipe??"

by slugj3lag June 26, 2012

Crapsmear

Not to be confused with papsmear, a crapsmear is a smudge of turd left on the face of a shit eater. When executed properly, may result in a Dirty Sanchez.

Jenny exited the bedroom with crapsmears across her face.

by Captain Feceous May 26, 2003

Crans

A mix of Crocs and Vans.

Yo, Lenni is rocking some dope ass crans

by Craneth November 18, 2019

death cramps

1)Death cramps is the feeling a girl gets when their on there period.

2) The feeling of death after you eat a whopper, and a mcdonalds big mac.

"I has me some death cramps, damn you god. Why must you curse us?"

by sunshinecakes February 5, 2010

doo doo cramps

Gastrointestinal cramps that signify the onset of a major shit

Josh ate three green apples and half an hour later he got the doo doo cramps so bad that he messed his overalls.

by e-boy October 21, 2007