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Masturbating outside. It is usually performed in a tent or a gazebo-like structure.
"I'll be right in dear! I'm just cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel!
by Wet-Mice December 12, 2011
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Cranial-phallus Syndrome

When a person is known for being a Dick-Head, They must suffer from Cranial-phallus Syndrome.

Cranium -> Head

Phallus -> An erect penis, a penis-shaped object such as a dildo, or a mimetic image of an erect penis. Any object that symbolically resembles a penis may also be referred to as a phallic.

Syndrome -> A group of symptoms that collectively indicate or characterize a disease, psychological disorder, or other abnormal condition.
Person 1: Ya' know? That guy's a real Dick-Head!

Person 2: He must suffer from Cranial-phallus Syndrome!
by Porkins. March 26, 2012
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Cranberry Punishment

When you kick someone in the face, spit on them, then point at them.
After being tormented by the bully for the whole, he finally stood up for himself and served up a heaping dose of cranberry punishment.
by Unbreakable Boy June 23, 2013
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cranky wanky

The act of busting a nut because you are angry/upset/mad. Usually crying while doing it under the sheets
Dad: What's wrong with Andy
Mom: He got grounded for having an F on his report card so now hes having a cranky wanky
Dad: Why is he crying though

Mom: Sobbing and throbbing

Dad:Oh
Mom:I want a divorce greorge I met someone new and he doesn't have a "shrimp"
Dad: I'm going to join billy and cranky wanky with him
by UC.DANK.MEME.420 May 9, 2020
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Crangurd

When ones grandmother throws your knees to your ears and sticks you meat in her gob.
I got crangurded last night and now can’t walk.
by Brutus the dog May 13, 2020
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Crandid

I can't wait to spend time with Crandid this weekend. He's the coolest guy ever.
by Jiggeroll December 1, 2021
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crank the chill

It’s a saying that means whatever you are doing your just take things easy
Yea I’m just cranking the chill trust

At measure 60 we’re getting lost in the sauce, you need to crank the chill ya?
by Kuya._vince October 20, 2022
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