Cone Man

An image of a person using traffic cones as appendages off of ones physical body, or really any humorous image of a person interacting with traffic cones, used as a response to an extremely poor or disingenuous argument in internet conversations. Cone Man is used when the point made is so inherently flawed, so factually incorrect, or so misleading that it becomes more productive to post images of Cone Men rather than putting in the effort to type out a well-thought out response. Distant cousin of Straw Man.

Person A: "The experts are lying!!! This YouTube video PROVES that COVID is PLANNED!!! And if it's real, just let the old and sick people die!!! Natural selection!!!"

Person B: (insert image of a Cone Man)

by Cone Man McGillicuddy May 28, 2020

wigger cone

A soft-serve vanilla ice cream cone covered with black sprinkles.

"Yes, I'd like a wigger cone please, with some extra bling on the side."

"I'd request to some dreads with those black sprinkles...what? You <i>can't do that</i>???!!! What kind of wigger ice cream store are you?!!! *explodes*

by Miss Girl September 27, 2006

icecreame cone

The act of inserting a penis in the auditory canal then filling the ear with cum.

After i ejaculated in her ear lastnight, it looked just like an icecreame cone.

by kmedic October 20, 2007

Ass-Cone

1. Reversed order of a heart emoticon,the Cone-Ass.( <3 )
The Ass-Cone resembles a traffic cone being inserted into an anus. ( 3< )

2. Unpleasant Synonym for Asshole,dick head,or douche bag.

3. A nickname earned by someone who really doesn't give a fuck what people think of them.

1. I meant to send my girlfriend a heart on msn,but I accidentally sent her an Ass-Cone.

2. "Did you see that? That Ass-Cone just cut me off!"

3. "Hey man you know Cayden?"

"yeah,people call him Gayden right?"

"yeah,but he's too much of an Ass-Cone to be bothered by it."

by Calexanderh July 20, 2011

cone titties

Boobs that decrease in size approaching the nipple. They are very common on fat bbw chicks.

Oh my god that fatso has cone titties, but I'd still bang her.

by Dan January 17, 2005

silly cones

silicone breast implants

"check out the massive silly cones on that bitch"

by ayer tekh sistym January 12, 2009

mighty cones

To have HUGE tities , boobs or tanks , often called mighty cones. Usually black talk for a womens chest.

Damnnnnn nigga!!!! Look at that bitches mighty cones! Those shits be popin foo!

by Big Black Gangsta July 31, 2004