Comefused

1. When you've been fucing multiple dudes and now you're COMEFUSED about who the baby daddy is.

2. When two or more times are bonded together by male ejaculate

1.Karen: Gaby i've been sleeping with Michael, Tim, and Jon +more, and now I dont know whos the father to this baby.

Gaby: Damn bitch, you're COMEFUSED.

2. The lego pieces were not glued together they were COMEFUSED.

by anonymous March 1, 2023

COMEFUSED

1. when you've been sleeping with multiple dudes and you don't know who the baby daddy is.

2. when two or more objects are bonded by male ejaculate

3. when you're asked a question right after organum, and you make no logical sense

1. Sol: I've been sleeping with Michael, Richard, Nate, Tim + more, and now I don't know who the father to this baby is..
Gaby: Damn bitch you're, COMEFUSED.

2. The Lego block were not glued together, they were COMEFUSED.

by MikeDaAnt March 1, 2023

Confused Meatball

Confused Meatball: Dwayne The Rock Johnson

Person 1: Have you ever seen Jumanji?

Person 2: No, what is it?
Person 3: It’s a jungle movie with Dwayne Johnson where he gets paid to play the role of a confused meatball

by DominicBenevento March 17, 2023

confused as an american in a salad bar

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.

He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class

by Arsurinya August 3, 2023

Confused

Well now I AM confused...

Hym "Uuuummm... Yeah. I'm confused now. I'm losing track of what's going on. I mean she knows how much I hate karma, right? But I DO love Satanic iconography... Hmmm... Yeah, I'm confused. Like 64% sure I'm getting screwed... Like 77% sure OTHER PEOPLE think I'M screwing THEM over somehow... I'm not quite getting it... 100% sure I am both famous and being surveiled at least during the day... 100% sure I'm a genius... So at least there is some consistency.... I would really like this explained to me... I'm losing the plot a little bit."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023

Confused Groundhog

When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.

Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”

by TheCanon13 October 5, 2023

confused but never be

when someone is confused, but another suggest's they must not be

"omg did you hear her house got egged??? who would do that... im confused"
"confused but never be"

by mrbrightsidefan December 6, 2024