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comfemscated

appropriated: taken without permission or consent especially by public authority using a canine or other type of specially trained beast.
"The man had his supply comfemscated when the police brought the dogs out to search his car."
by James Peripheral December 23, 2006
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Comfortidor

First heard on the season 4 finale of Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, it means someone who is looking/questing for comfort.
In Buffy, Joyce (Buffy's mom) asks Xander if he's looking for conquest, and he replies that he's a Conquistador, then she asks if he's looking for comfort, to which he replies that he's a comfortidor, too.
by bravo_charlie April 3, 2010
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Comfy Slipper

The act of taking the extra skin of the penis, pulling it over you dick head and staple it together.
Yo, what did you do last night?

Well i got bored so i gave myself a Comfy Slipper now i cant piss.
by road dome tasty111 December 10, 2011
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Comfortably Dumb

Mildly intoxicated on alcohol or other substances, or just enough to dull the senses. A state of chemically induced temporary happiness. A bastardization of the phrase Comfortably Numb.
After a long day of work, John was happy to roll a fat joint and become comfortably dumb, even with the knowledge that most of the chips in his house might disappear.
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comfartable

When you are comfortable enough around someone to flatulate.
Jorga was comfartable around Luke by now, and she was happy about that. But Luke wasn't. comfartable comfart
by Boobals November 7, 2013
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Comfy-Sleeper Syndrome

A very fortune syndrome in which a person could easily fall asleep (even in the most cramped places)
Bill: Is Lindsay really sleeping on top of a toilet?
Yooey: Yup, she suffers from the comfy-sleeper syndrome!
by Yooey-Man April 8, 2015
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Comforter in the Dryer

Last night she finally let me put the comforter in the dryer.
by The Thwacker January 13, 2016
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