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Close but no cigar.

It means that your incredibly close to doing something incredible, but ya failed! so, you’re close but...
No cigar!
Macy: Hey, i almost won the presidential election, but this twat named Jack did.
Blaire: Well, *chuckles* you’re close but no cigar.
by history fan, lmao November 28, 2020
mugGet the Close but no cigar.mug.

Closed casket

When a man that spits booty chatter. Finds another way to end his pause moment and closed the casket. Similar to being in a closed closet
closed casket - to close casket of a person after using the word booty chatter
by Untrill bill July 11, 2019
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close the book

IN BRIEF: Ask for a divorce or an ending to a relationship; See end the book.
Sometimes two people are not on the same page to a point where he/she is turning too many more pages than him/her to where he/she wants to close the book.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 31, 2009
mugGet the close the bookmug.

close-minded

Any FFVII fanboys is close-minded
Normal person: There's no best game...
close-minded person: FFVII is the shit, it owns every other game in the world. Sephiroth owns all!
by Sabin Figaro December 14, 2008
mugGet the close-mindedmug.

close, but no bananas

a variation of the more familiar, 'close, but no cigar.'

the little known phrase spawned from a conversation between a group of intellects in a small neighborhood bar on a weeknight. however, its true origin would be the confused mind of Meredith.

traditionally a phrase used by competing golfers. the new variation has yet to be clearly defined, but is assumed to be condescending.
Guy: Wait, isn't this song a Rolling Stones cover?
Girl: Um close, but no bananas
Guy: ...???
by G&T2009 January 31, 2009
mugGet the close, but no bananasmug.

close business

To have sex with a female
"Yo Nick did you close business with that chick last week?"
"Na bro, she was on the rag"
by Cletus93 April 21, 2017
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Case Closed

when you're telling someone the tea and instead of saying "period sis" you just say "case closed"
Example 1
girl 1: " that girl was trying to make me jealous with a pic of her and my ex"
girl 2: "really?"
girl 1: "yeah, and I already knew she was less than me but that proves it even more. case closed"

Example 2
"I hit her with the facts and that's that, case closed"
by Yeetis Man April 13, 2020
mugGet the Case Closedmug.

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