Church Porn

Heterosexual (of course) soft core porn that usually depicts married couples and generally doesn't explicitly show penetration, doesn't imply anal penetration, and usually involves missionary or woman-on-top positions. Often found on Cinemax After Dark.

My wife got horny last night after we watched some church porn.

Church Porn by sdtopensied February 4, 2010

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Church mouse

Church mouse: Refers to a poor person or someone who is meek and quiet.

She is poor as a church mouse.

Church mouse by XineZ June 11, 2018

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Church • church on the move • church bell • churchie • Churchill • Churchy • churching • church boy • church key • church mouse

Church Head

A timid blow job where the lips don't go past the tip.

Last night some girl gave me church head. I ended up having to finish myself off.

Church Head by Check910 May 3, 2009

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Church Of The Giant Cabbage Monster

he Church of the Giant Cabbage Monster was founded by a group of teenagers at a party. This religion worships Vishgula, the cabbage-monster god. The background of...'
The Church of the Giant Cabbage Monster was founded by a group of teenagers at a party. This religion worships Vishgula, the cabbage-monster god.

The background of this religion is spotchy and the "Prophet" and his "Preists" are continously adding information about the past times.

May it be from a Greek-like Titan war, which they call the "Vitan War", to Natas, which is Satan backwards. They claim their living Natas to be Hillary Clinton.

I go to The Church of The Giant Cabbage Monster

Best Church EVER!

Church Of The Giant Cabbage Monster by Robert James Meeks February 7, 2008