Definitions by sdtopensied

Pork Bat 

Another name for the human penis.

I was at the gym and some dude was cruising the locker room swinging his pork bat.

Pork Bat by sdtopensied June 30, 2014

Church Porn 

Heterosexual (of course) soft core porn that usually depicts married couples and generally doesn't explicitly show penetration, doesn't imply anal penetration, and usually involves missionary or woman-on-top positions. Often found on Cinemax After Dark.

My wife got horny last night after we watched some church porn.

Church Porn by sdtopensied February 4, 2010

Red Bull Rage 

The irritability that follows excessive consumption of highly caffeinated energy drinks such as Red Bull, Monster, or Rockstar.

I can't handle this traffic man...I've got a screamin' case of red bull rage!

Red Bull Rage by sdtopensied February 4, 2010