Church Porn

Heterosexual (of course) soft core porn that usually depicts married couples and generally doesn't explicitly show penetration, doesn't imply anal penetration, and usually involves missionary or woman-on-top positions. Often found on Cinemax After Dark.
My wife got horny last night after we watched some church porn.
by sdtopensied February 04, 2010
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Pork Bat

I was at the gym and some dude was cruising the locker room swinging his pork bat.
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Red Bull Rage

The irritability that follows excessive consumption of highly caffeinated energy drinks such as Red Bull, Monster, or Rockstar.
I can't handle this traffic man...I've got a screamin' case of red bull rage!
by sdtopensied February 04, 2010
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