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Lochran 

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A dump so bad that the building needs to be evacuated immediately afterwards.

See church bog stopper
Someone did a Lochran in the office toilet and we're not allowed back in the building for the rest of the week!
Lochran by MWindsor February 13, 2020

Church Bog Stopper

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A turd so massive that it permanently blocks the church toilet and causes humiliation, sarcastic comments and eventually a ban from the vicar.
Don't let Andy hire the church hall as he'll unleash another church bog stopper and we'll have to cancel the church fete again!
Church Bog Stopper by MWindsor February 7, 2020

Lochraned

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When a person (the Lochranee) says something funny or interesting, and another person (the Lochraner) repeats it more vocally and thus gains credit for it. In other words a complete cuntstrick.
You have just been Lochraned.
Lochraned by MWindsor September 30, 2014

Lochraned

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When a person (the Lochranee) says something funny or interesting, and another person (the Lochraner) repeats it more vocally and thus gains credit for it. In other words a complete cuntstrick.
You have just been Lochraned.
Lochraned by MWindsor September 30, 2014