4 definitions by MWindsor
Someone did a Lochran in the office toilet and we're not allowed back in the building for the rest of the week!
by MWindsor February 13, 2020
A turd so massive that it permanently blocks the church toilet and causes humiliation, sarcastic comments and eventually a ban from the vicar.
Don't let Andy hire the church hall as he'll unleash another church bog stopper and we'll have to cancel the church fete again!
by MWindsor February 7, 2020
When a person (the Lochranee) says something funny or interesting, and another person (the Lochraner) repeats it more vocally and thus gains credit for it. In other words a complete cuntstrick.
You have just been Lochraned.
by MWindsor September 30, 2014
When a person (the Lochranee) says something funny or interesting, and another person (the Lochraner) repeats it more vocally and thus gains credit for it. In other words a complete cuntstrick.
You have just been Lochraned.
by MWindsor September 30, 2014