childzoned

When your crush gets married, has 2 kids and then says she still loves you because you are like her 3rd kid

Karthik: Say you love me Jessie
Jessie: I do Karthik, but not the way you mean it. You are like my 3rd child
(Karthik was childzoned. From the Tamil movie Vinnaithandi Varuvaya)

by Shroovian May 21, 2020

Children

Good for the fire

Friend: Hey, the wood isn't helping
Me: Get the Children
Friend: But-
Me: DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

by Allracesgetshithere June 29, 2020

Children of the Hood

Where children is brought up in the hood. Typically these type of people would be gangsters/thugs. Or at the bare minimum, criminals. They also have bad education, communication skills and typically a really negative view on life. But hey, aren't all humans like that?

P1: Have u seen Elijah?
P2: yeah i know he became a criminal.
P1: I know he been brought up in the hood.
P2: The hell.? He's part of them?
P1: yeah he is one of the children of the hood.

by Imagine being alive. Amirite? February 21, 2021

childesrealgirlie

This tiktoker IS childe's real girlie. You can cry about it. ANYWAYS, THEYRE REALLY COOL AND STUFF MMEHEHEHE

" Babe wake up, childesrealgirlie posted! "

by streetvendorgurl April 11, 2022

Children

How many can he convert?

Hym "Oh, you're doing this to protect the children? I thought you weren't supposed to protect children. I thought you were supposed to make them strong?"

by Hym Iam July 24, 2022

Children's Hospital

A place you shouldn't use red for decoration, no matter how much colour theory suggests otherwise

"Red shows strength, enthusiasm and energy. Perfect for a children's hospital!!"
"Red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR"

by Space Girl ✨ October 4, 2022

Childfree

An accurate, neutral, unbiased term that describes an individual who does not have children.

Childfree is the non-judgmental way to categorize a life free of having children.

by Angie Pangie Bear April 14, 2023