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Cheap-car-douche

Anybody who refuses to pay more then the bare minimum for a car so that whenever you buy a new car they can continually remind you that you overpaid. This also allows them to insinuate how hands on they are since they have to continually upkeep their POS.
“My brother in law Josh refuses to pay more then a $1,000 for a car so her can continually remind the family he hasn’t paid more then $1,000 for a car in years and that he works on his own cars. He’s a cheap-car-douche.”
Cheap-car-douche by Sukudonym September 19, 2019
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Cheap lesson 

A valuable lesson learned from a mistake that could've lead to something much worse happening, but was basically cost-less that time.
Sarah learned a cheap lesson when she left her dorm room door unlocked on accident and a drunk stranger came in and slept in her room. Luckily, they were just lost, but someone with worse intentions could've come in.
Cheap lesson by Leodarp April 23, 2020

Cheap Cheat Store

a dollar store, where everything cost a dollar; a dollar store, where every item is off-brand/bootleg items and cost a dollar.
1. Yerrrrrrr, I just came back from the cheap cheat shop and I’m gunna make sum baked mac and cheese.

2. In my block, you will dead see a whole lotta cheap cheat stores.

Cheap aluminium

She is so cheap the store returned it to the poor. SHES SO FUCKING ANOYING LIKE SHE LITERALY SMELLS SO BAS THAT NEMANYA HAS A CRUSH ON HER KILL ALL CHEAP PEOPLE!!!
Cheap aluminium is only good for broke people.

cheap theatrics 

Insincere emotions and behavior intended to achieve a desired outcome or to be perceived as the victim. This phrase is similar to “crocodile tears” but this phrase is saying that they are putting up a big act that is not appropriate to the situation.
Person A: (points to his ear telling someone their boombox is too loud)
Person B: starts crying and says “You (Person A) embarrassed me in front of everyone”
Person A: “Stop the cheap theatrics! It’s not a big deal to be told to turn down the music
cheap theatrics by Ross! December 20, 2022

cheap theatrics 

Insincere emotions and behavior intended to achieve a desired outcome or be perceived as the victim. One’s behavior is inappropriate to the situation at hand and is obviously a bad acting job.
*During a spin class*
Person A: (points to hear and then points index finger down mouthing it is too loud!
Person B: (stops the music and starts crying) “You embarassed me in front of everyone and made be feel terrible”
Person A: “Stop the cheap theatrics. It’s not a big deal that I told you that the music is too loud. It’s nothing personal”
cheap theatrics by Ross! December 20, 2022