change of jockey 

When an Irish woman kicks her man out of the house and changes the locks.

"Fiona, did someone get a hold of your keys?"
"No, just a change of jockey"

change of jockey by IreCan March 12, 2021

Change My Balls 

To shower, bathe.

Bro, I need to change my balls. I haven’t showered in days!

Change My Balls by AfricanB00tyScratcher September 24, 2021

Change her ring tone 

Bleaching of the anus

While getting her kitty waxed Becky decided to change her ring tone

Change her ring tone by DangeRuss1 September 26, 2021

Change my ringtone

Another more socially acceptable term for bleaching your a**hole....

Please excuse me, I've got to go change my ringtone

Change my ringtone by Crispyshelbycake March 2, 2022

Change Sausage 

When there are changes to your life that are unexpected and not always wanted and you have to just accept it. A bit like a dick to the face.

John : How's Work?
Peter : It sucks, we have been told we need to stop saying "Yeet" when we throw rubbish in the bin.
John : That does suck, what a horrible Change Sausage.

Change Sausage by Winthorpe the Turd March 29, 2022

Change my shirt 

Masturbate

When you need an excuse to leave the room to pop the weasel you can indicate that your shirt is dirty and needs to be changed. Hence, "I need to Change My Shirt." They'll never know.

Change my shirt by Eat Wild November 16, 2023

change.php 

Were your shitty ass definitions are available

Your change.php is kinda ass

change.php by snappyjoe February 17, 2024