macaulay caulking

the effect on your insides,when you drink them raisin dry with lots of cheap whiskey (preferably The Great Macaulay Premium Scotch Whiskey 40 % Vol.)

A: Do you still have that horrible stomachache?!
B: It will be over soon, because tonight's gonna be macaulay caulking

by ChrisRiot December 18, 2012

The Witch's Cauldron

When a woman expels air from her vagina with such force that bubbles are produced in and around the entrance.

"Mate, I was giving head to this girl after doing her from behind only to be greeted with a witch's cauldron."

"Man, this girl queefed so loudly, I bet she produced the witch's cauldron."

"I would love to add some milk of man to HER witch's cauldron."

by beefdiaries March 5, 2014

Stirring the Cauldron

A slang term used for giving a handjob while wearing Bugles corn snacks on your fingers (also known as "witches hands"). The act is continued until completion.

Amy: "Did you hear about what Kelly did to her new boyfriend?"
Janice: "No, what happened?"
Amy: "They were in his basement the other night and Kelly was stirring the cauldron"

by droolyface December 14, 2021

caudex

What you call someone who has a square head. or you can just make that their new name.

John is a caudex.
Caudex likes to make fun of spanky.

by stevefarr May 10, 2005

Cauliflowerhole

A woman that has extra large, well endowed inner labia.
(vaginal reference) A way of describing a female that is particularly of little significance, or one of which that used to be of significance, but is now disliked because of some sort of falling out.

I got some good Cauliflowerhole last night. That snapper was a'snappin.
Damn her inner labia is blossoming like cauliflower! Blossoming like a Cauliflowerhole!

by the holes July 14, 2010

Jonathan Troy Calderon

The greatest man you will ever meet. He's super hot,. He's the best lover anyone could ever have. He's found his Emily, so other girls need to hop off. He has the most gorgeous deep brown eyes, that Emily gets lost in every time she dares gaze into them. He's an extremely gernerous person. He's a great friend, and he's extremely loyal. He's intelligent. He's strong. He's artistic. He has gorgeous collar bones. His hands are sexy as hell. He takes your breath away, and his smile makes you melt. He can be shy, but always respectful. He looks good in everything. He's a complete sweatheart. He's adorable beyond words. He's sexy. He's a passionate lover. He's an amazing kisser. He's trustworthy. He's a good fucker. He's gullable. He's great in bed. He's creative. He's artistic. He can make you laugh at any given point. And he's all mine.

I love you, Jonathan Troy Calderon. (:

by emilyhoskins03 December 7, 2010

caulfield grammar

caulfield grammar, one of the school which had more than 100 years history.

What school do you go to?
Caulfield Grammar school
Oh that was a good school

by Huxxx October 19, 2010