Certified G

a Badass that makes people wish they were them

Justin Bieber : if iwas a Certified G I wouldent be gay

by SaintRow for life March 22, 2017

certificant

A person who has been certified or has received a certification.

We will notify all certificants 30 days before their certifications expire.

by jfkelley May 13, 2013

HP Certified

1) Being certified by Hewlett Packard to fix their brand of printers and workstations.

1) I am HP Certified to repair HP 4000's LJ printers.

by towlie October 2, 2002

PlayBoi Carti

The definition of mid. If you see something else you may consider mid, chances are Carti is midder.

"Hey bro this anime is so PlayBoi Carti!" "tf that mean bro" "it means its mid as hell"

by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming February 10, 2022

certified head doctor

Some bitch who is certified in giving head, dome, knowledge, cranium, brain, neck, throat, skull, noggin, mouth, face, head, hummer, knob, wisdom, etc.

Yo that girl right thurr is a certified head doctor fa shizzle because she sucked the whole crew and didn't even choke. Then she received her certification according to how we rated her on from 1-10. This could also be train-able material. See Train for more details.

by The Train December 10, 2008

certis

A man with the power to give titles on GWJ. He also seems to have an afinity for womens underwear.

Certis one day will become a Fairy Princess.

by KrazyTaco[FO] February 14, 2005

Cartier

“Cartier” a person that has a bigger future than you.

Hi I’m Cartier I am 10 and already have a bigger future than you and your family.

by Cartier is bigger than your fu July 25, 2018