Brodester

A combination bro, chode, hipster. Usually migrate in groups, and with the right actions can be easily befriended. Although most prevalent in college towns and near beaches, these specimens can be found intermingling within most friend groups.

CAUTION: If a Brodester is allowed access to Natty Light, Attractive Women, or Animal Collective, the consequences could be dire.

Male 1: "Hey, should we hit up that party on 14th?"
Male 2: "Nah, I heard from Courtney it's full of Brodesters"

Brian: "Dude, you're such a brodester!"
Chaz: "You just dont Understand me..."

by Pocketchips April 24, 2010

brohesive

the equivalent of "bro" or "dude"

Brohesive, you really didn't just post that

by Shayyy222 September 22, 2017

belts and braces

Two-fold protection, overly cautious (used in UK). Belts and suspenders (the US).

Babies, that's why I always wear a condom, two if the girl's ugly... belts and braces.

by love uk February 13, 2012

Broness

A word used when cunsulting another one bro. It is used most often as a question. More commonly a way of greeting another bro. Stipulation on use include being a bro. See how to be a bro for more information. You can not become a bro you must be born one.

Ex. 1 One bro picks another bro up in his red truck. Conversation, "Broness...?" Response motion to rock! Follow by acknowledgement restatement of "Broness".
Ex. Ditching stuff. When about to ditch items in random place it becomes necessary to ask for the permision to do so from another one bro i.e. Lifting object about to be thrown Convs. "broness...?"Once again in the question format, and "broness" as assurance to again participate in the activity. Note: in this situation broness is not capitalized.

by Alex October 9, 2004

Broses

A heterosexual male should be allowed to give another heterosexual male flowers, as long as they both refer to them as "Broses."

Dude, the Cubs finally won another World Series. Thanks for the half-a-dozen Broses!

by SnugglesKnucklecock May 16, 2011

brocel

Brocel is a fellow brother of the Reddit incel community. They are often described as sad, unfuckable virgins who are repulsive to the eyes and ears. Brocels are known to have massive fat fucking chodes that normally can’t fit into the average woman’s vagina, and they normally jack off at least 5 times a day to gay hentai and have a minimum of 3 anime waifu body pillow in their home. Brocels often spend their time on Reddit expressing their miserable, dateless lives still under the same room with their mom who plays Bingo at the local recreational center on Saturday-Sunday, and staring in the mirror to find a massive fucking 10-head (huge fucking Neanderthal looking forehead) that they will never get rid of. If you see these motherfuckers in the street...run.

“You dude did you see that fat fucking Reddit brocel in the corner of the McDonalds?”

“Yeah, this motherfucker is really crying his ass out and hugging an anime body pillow, the fuck.”

by BrocelJockcel November 2, 2020

invisible braces

A.k.a. 'linear' or 'lingual' braces: braces that are clipped from behind the teeth to hide what's known colloquially as braceface!

Cosmetic dentistry is an 'art' practised by dentists that no longer call themsleves so, but prefer the moniker 'hygienists'. They can do a 'smile-lift' or 'face-lift' for you. Or, as 'invisible braces' go, you want to have invisible fillings (made from plastic/ porcelain and fixed by a 'targeting' blue light denting-bonding ingredient!) the next time you're visiting one.
Also, non-invasive veneers: they are non-chilling, free-sculpted veneers. There's bonding which uses a composite bonding material that uses resin molds for teeth-whitening and power-whitening or 'chairside' bleaching: one-visit, light-activated gel combined with high-intensity plasma light that gives you a 'whiter shade of relief' in just a few minutes!

by hammer---;, hytham April 23, 2007