Take a Break

Something Hamilton didn't do, and we all know he screwed up

Hammy didn't Take a Break, I guess he'll never be president now

by Deku for Days™ November 17, 2018

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when a certain unnamed person tells you that despite everything you've ever done for them they just need some time away from you even though when her car broke down two hours away from anywhere you drove all the way over just to find out that she wasn't pushing down the clutch enough and then you follow her all the way back to her place but she doesn't even invite you to spend the night so you drive like three hours back home and then the next day you find out that she's been seeing some other guy and you tell her you really don't think it's fair that she would do that which really sets her off and she starts screaming at you about how you always smother her even though she's the one that always comes crying to you at 2:00am in the morning when you have classes the next day but you stay up talking anyway and end up doing really crappy on your final exam and having to retake CS401 which is your LAST REQUIRED CLASS TO GRADUATE so you have to stick around an extra semester and you end up missing a job oppotunity and the whole time shery is busy making out with your friend but you never even knew it was your friend but now it makes sense that the whole damn time she was just playing with you to get to him and goddamnit shery HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME AFTER I SPENT SEVEN HOURS OVER THE PHONE HELPING YOU WITH YOUR PROJECT AND NOW I HAVE NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT BUT A GRUNT POSITION AT BK BECAUSE I MISSED MY CHANCE AT THE GREATEST JOB EVER AND YOU WON'T EVEN RETURN MY CALLS EVEN THOUGH I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU WHY, DAMNIT, WHY!?!?!!

a break?!?!?! WHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY????!!1111

by bluie December 28, 2005

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give me a break

Take it easy on me. cut me some slack

"The accident wasn't my fault, so give me a break."

by jabbablaz January 13, 2014

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Breaking Veg

The act of suspending a vegetarian lifestyle by eating meat.

I totally became a vegetarian while I was in India, but I broke veg when I got home and couldn't resist a Big Mac.

Breaking Veg proves that you were never vXc to begin with.

by beecheese January 31, 2009

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break shitty

A lame-ass defence commonly used by prison inmates, adolescent children and adulterous spouses.

Bubba: What if the guard finds my shank?
Clyde: Just "break shitty". Act all pissed-off and say,"Why the hell are you rummaging through my damn mattress evey time I step out for a shower!".

by Bangy March 26, 2009

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