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The Biden Blitz

While fucking a girl, right before finishing, pull out and jerk off on her. While doing so, yell the following "this is MAGA country" and then never talk to her again.
When you are fucking a girl for a hot minute, and she starts her political bullshit, fuck her one last time, and end it all with The Biden Blitz!!
by Big Hodge October 27, 2021
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NFL Blitz

Midway's classic arcade football game where you play no rules 11-on-11 pure unadulterated high-impact football. Similar to NBA Jam ,3 sacks in a row; you're on fire!
x:football games suck,they're based too much on real life
y:what kind of blithering idiot are you? Have you ever played Blitz?
x:oh yeah!
by esjay November 27, 2004
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blitz

Also Blitz. (From BlitzMail, the trademarked name of an e-mail client developed at Dartmouth College in 1987 and still used by the students and alumni of Dartmouth, Reed College, and Washington College, as well as many residents of New Hampshire and Vermont's Upper Valley.)

1. (verb, transitive) To send (someone) an e-mail message or file, especially via the BlitzMail program.

2. (noun) An e-mail message, especially one received via the BlitzMail program.
1. "Hey Ben, would you blitz me an mp3 of that Metallica song we were just listening to?"

2. "Man, I've only been away for an hour and I have like 30 new blitzes."
by Carl Burnett April 29, 2005
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Goalline Blitz

American based football MMORPG. Has many 30-40 year old people who have never been laid and like to make their fantasy come "true"
God, my 30 year old virgin brother loves playing Goalline Blitz.
by Comin At You YeahHa October 1, 2009
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phone blitzkrieg

Variant of war dialing; to make an excessive number of phone calls in an extremely short period of time.
Damn, seven phone calls in from her in 2 minutes, she's doing a phone blitzkrieg on my ass
by Trommler March 8, 2008
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finger blitz

to jam your index and middle fingers into a vagina then remove and repeat with the other hand repeatedly until she squirts.
I called jess to make sure she could still walk after that intense finger blitzing.
by spring break 06 for life October 14, 2010
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Blitzen

A teal parakeet who is the president of everything under the sun. He is talkative, energetic, fantastic, amazing, and very much so ~ the boss.
There goes that Blitzen again, having a wing fit and blipping away.
by Blitzen's Mom June 21, 2008
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