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Meat Blender

The act of sticking multiple penis's in a cooking pot and stirring them around with a wooden spoon and olive oil.
Wow my sister got home from college last week, boy were there were alot of meat blenders...
by nmsnow65 September 6, 2010
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Shaft Blender

when a female blows multiple guys and spits all of the ejaculation from each guy into a blender to pour into her own vagina and live the mystery of who the father is.
person 1: whose the father of that boy?
person 2: no one knows, his mom was a shaft blender.
by STSgaming June 25, 2016
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Brick in a Blender

A phrase that may be used to the extent of you wildest imagination. It is malleable so that you can make it mean whatever you want.
Geez Bill, you look like a brick in a blender!

Did Kathy do a brick in a blender with you?
by TheRaptor$ October 28, 2011
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Caught in the Blender

When you are caught in a cyclic scheme, trap, or any encompassing phenomenon that is just having its way with you. Whatever that thing is trying to do to you, it does it, repeatedly.
The Instagram algorithms have me caught in the blender by showing me anime tiddies on the explore page.
by niquil November 9, 2021
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To leave the lid off the blender is to invite disaster by rushing into something unprepared. It comes from the mess created by forgeting to check the lid is on properly on a blender leading to the walls getting coated in whatever it contained.
Guy 1: Dude! You didn't revise?
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I'm totally leaving the lid off the blender.
by whatifweasel March 20, 2009
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blender baby

Shanay's dad is black and her mom is korean. She's such a blender baby.
by B-licious April 12, 2005
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The Blender

This is when you're passionately tussling with your significant other, when all of a sudden, you yell, "BLENDER!" and proceed to stick your tongue in their lips and make your tongue move in circles in the motion that the blade at the bottom of a blender makes. May have other connotations when done to a woman's other lips.
-Dude, did you give her The Blender?
-Ya, she hasn't been able to touch her lips in a week!
by onateag January 26, 2011
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