A joke similar to "That's what she said"
A funny comment said when a person makes a statement that could also describe an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.
A funny comment said when a person makes a statement that could also describe an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.
Lee: Don't worry it's wide enough to fit two or three.
Thomas: I had a girlfriend like that once...
Christina: It's so small I can barely see it.
Lynne: I had a boyfriend like that once...
Thomas: I had a girlfriend like that once...
Christina: It's so small I can barely see it.
Lynne: I had a boyfriend like that once...
by Jeff Zuckerman April 22, 2008
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Usually is false.
Usually is false.
Jealous boyfriend: Who the hell is Bob?? Why do you talk to him so much?!?
Girl: Bob is my friend, don't worry, he has a girlfriend.
Girl: Bob is my friend, don't worry, he has a girlfriend.
by DiamondHead October 4, 2008
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"My girlfriend who lives in Canada" is a lie invented by hundreds if not thousands of geeky high school boys who can't get any dates and don't want to appear pathetic. The geek will take pictures from magazines or the internet and pass them off as the "Canadian girlfriend". The "girlfriend can also be a spy, cowgirl, model, whatever.
This is also the name of an Avenue Q song about the same subject.
This is also the name of an Avenue Q song about the same subject.
by Ben Friesen May 13, 2005
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(n.)the one human female which holds certain super-human abilities such as: mind control, mood swings, playing tired, breaking the bank, and unlimited talking;
"Uh oh, my girlfriend's calling me."
"Do you mind if my girlfriend comes?"
"My girlfriend says that if I don't know, then she's not telling me. What's that suppose to mean?!?"
"Do you mind if my girlfriend comes?"
"My girlfriend says that if I don't know, then she's not telling me. What's that suppose to mean?!?"
by Chubbs April 30, 2004
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Marine girlfriend:certified badass. Go ahead and mess with her, if her Marine doesnt kick your ass, she will!
by Meggerz19 February 4, 2009
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