butthurt and bewildered

Someone who is offended and shocked at something someone says or the outcome of a situation. butthurt, bewildered, offended, shocked, outraged, frustrated, caught off guard, blindsided, angry

I can't believe that John was so butthurt and bewildered that his girlfriend left him when he cheated on her.

by joecoolthefool September 7, 2016

Eine tote Kuh besitzen

tote Kuh, die: Männliche Genitalien, welche durch ihre außergewöhnliche Größe, Form, Farbe und Haptik an ein totes weibliches Mitglied der Spezies Bos taurus erinnern.

Nicht für den Verzehr geeignet. Kann Spuren von Nüssen enthalten.

K: "Du hast aber eine große tote Kuh!"
A: "Danke das du bemerkt hast das ich eine tote Kuh besitzen tue"

by indietyp March 28, 2019

bewutiful

To initially view something as beautiful and then suddenly saying, WTF?. See also, fifty footer and beer goggles.

Jake saw what he thought was an attractive young lady across the room. As he approached her, he realized his mistake. As he started to admire her from afar, his thoughts quickly faded from, "Gee, she is beautiful" to, "Whoa... that is bewutiful."

by RWard September 25, 2010

bewiffle

To play with one's penis.

Last night I bewiffled all over the floor.

by Dan Kontt February 25, 2008

beliterated

Drunk bish tryin to say obliterated.

"Drunk Bri: I've been way more beliterated then this."

by bryanhb126 April 11, 2016

bewiffed

set back, or struck in aww of one's greatness...

dont cry, ur not as whitty, ur better to sit there in silence, bewiffed at the skillz i dropped on u

by BeZzLeD OuT July 27, 2006

Bewitching

The proper term for a group of 4 or more Jorts

sam ran for her life as she was followed by a bewitching of Jorts

by Jortith June 12, 2021