beefahoni

a term for a ho's beef curtains wrapped in ravioli topped with cum sauce.

My girl made beefahoni for dinner, I helped with the sauce.

by GlazeHer July 1, 2014

beeeatch

a word for the white kids trying to be gangster

dude 1: what up gangsta?
dude 2: word beeeatch!

by xwishfulthinkingX September 9, 2004

shu beeatch

means evelyn kelly shut up

when evelyn is being annoying just say shu beeatch and she will...... sometimes

by evelyn November 24, 2004

beejaculate

When a person ejaculates and a bee or wasp comes out of their urethra.

You don't want to beejaculate if you have allergies.

He didn't just beejaculate he straight up fired a hive!

by jewmachine December 14, 2008

beejer

comes from beejay, which comes from b.j., which comes from blowjob.
hint: Girls have been found to believe that a beejer is another word for a bagel (I've done it). warning: end results can range from wonderful, to comical, to horrible.

R: "Hey Sarah, can I have a beejer?"
S: "What's a beejer?"
R: "oh...uhh... that's another word for a bagel, everyone's using it these days..."
S: "Oh, well sure, come to my room later for a beejer."
R: "sweeeet."

by Fan dango May 11, 2006

Beejob

The process in which someone (generally an emo teenage girl) attempts to seduce another person with bitchiness. The goal is to turn them on by whining about life, grades, looks, friends, family, etc.

It usually doesn't work very well.

Briana tried giving me a beejob, but her own ego tripped her, and she died before anything could happen.

by GweegyPop March 5, 2009

schmeaty beefaroni

A very girthy penis

He had a very schmeaty beefaroni in those pants.
That was the schmeatiest beefaroni I have ever seen.

by lina49 April 23, 2010