bed-fuck

to cut a hole roughly the size of your penis in a bed and masturbate by putting your penis in it.

God I had a great bed-fuck last night

by -JK- October 16, 2006

bed call

Call someone when lying in bed. Usually at the end of the day right before you go to sleep.

You can 'bed call' your significant other if you're too tired to log onto your computer and want to fall asleep talking.

Eve: "Adam, I miss you :("
Adam: "I miss you too baby. Lemme see if I can bed call you tonight."

by kashmalen February 23, 2011

bed toke

the smoking of marijuana before bed. usually when one cant get to sleep.

paul: i'm about to pass out. i just had my bed toke.

by errrkaface January 17, 2011

Bed ass

When you wake up in the morning and your so tired and lazy that your ass doesn't want to leave the bed.

My alarm went off, but when I woke up I had such a bed ass. I just didn't want to get up.

by PlayDoh Masta January 2, 2010

bed squirrel

A female who is both hot and skittish- especially skittish in the sack.

I had to chase that bed squirrel all night long in order to lay the pipe.

Dayam, look at that bed squirrel. I bet she could crack a nut with her mouth!

by dirky digglor December 19, 2010

bed bath and beyond done

A phrase that plays on the store name Bed Bath & Beyond - used when you are completely tired, over and most importantly, DONE with someone/something.

Person A: Guess what? I told person C that you like them by accident, I'm so sorry.
Person B: I am bed bath and beyond done with you right now.

by BedBathAndBeyondDone September 14, 2013

Bed Burp

An excuse one uses when a fart is let out during or after the act of sexual intercourse

Joe: "hey Kristal was that you farting?"
Kristal: "No Joe, it was a Bed Burp!"

by Joe and Kristal Doing It Again October 2, 2008