Fat Bat

A fat ass joint/blunt typically filled with a large amount of that sweet ganja good, that green goddess, mary jane, MARIJUANA

Person 1: Yo you tryna smoke?
Person 2: Fo sho roll up a fat bat homie.

by Varno May 29, 2017

meat bat

A large, floppy dong.

"As I turned my Meat Bat toward Polaris,
A Ray of Light shone down on It from the Heavens,
As if the Gods themselves were in awe of It's large, bulbous nature.
It was still glistening from her Juices,
And pulsating in anticipation of the next Encounter.
And I thought to myself,
All is Good, all is Good."
(Translated from an ancient Aramaic text, thought to have been written circa 600 B.C.)

by Colonel Turdburglar September 25, 2005

loop bat

Chaminade slang for giving head. Or just saying that somebody sucks folds. Short form: loop it.

eg 1. Eric:That girl is a slut, she likes to loop bat all the time.

eg 2. John: I made a huge fumble in the football game.
Alex: You loop bat!

by Mr. Dark October 6, 2006

bat cave

A bat cave is a really disgusting vagina. a Vagina thats a bat cave could be considered really hairy,old,dry,wide,or a whores vagina.

dude i was going to get with this one chick, but she had a total bat cave.

by DaTheRussianBear November 16, 2006

Pat the Bat

A modern diety. A titan among gods. Best known for leading the Philadelphia Phillies to the 2008 World Series title and getting balls deen every twat he saw along the way.

"hey Amanda, I heard u fucked Pat the Bat." "Absolutely not, Pat fucked me."

And on the 8th day, God created Pat.

by SlutMonkey62 September 20, 2010

football bat

Army slang, meaning "severely fucked up". Used in the context of comparison. See also: hockey cleats

"Ho-ley shit, Private Snuffy! You lost your rifle??? You are fucked up like a football bat, son!"

by Bullzeye December 26, 2003

bat an eyelid

to conspicuously notice. Usually used in the negative, meaning that a person noticed but didn't do so in an obvious way, for example because they weren't surprised.

When Frank saw the drivers running red lights, he didn't even : bat an eyelid

by BOOBTOWN November 27, 2017