maroon baboon

When you overtly swing from someone else's nuts harder than you swing from your own. The degrees of which can range between excessive recognition and a manner of idolatry.

A: Did you see the way he was gushing about the movie director?
B: That dude is such a maroon baboon.

by mace-stirmind April 24, 2018

Baboon Syndrome

An erythema of the buttocks and upper inner thighs that resembles the red bottom of a baboon, commonly the result of systemic allergic contact dermatitis, or prolonged, rough, doggy-style banging.

1) My Baboon Syndrome was a result of my body's adverse reaction to the injection of ampicillin.

2) I pounded that bitch so hard, she gunna have Baboon Syndrome fo a week!

by HardenThicke December 3, 2009

badookie

A very large and bad smelling turd that took a lot of sweat and effort to get out. A combination of the words Bad and Dookie.

Conversational Example:
You: Why are you all Sweaty?
Me: Don't go in there for 30 to 45 minutes because I just laid a Badookie.

by Mike E. Hunt November 29, 2007

Baboon Ass

Condition in which one's asshole becomes inflamed or dilated or otherwise raw, often due to poor diet (i.e., too much red meat) or overstimulation of general area.

After years of eating spicy meats and high-starch foods, Reginald found that even a slight breeze could send shockwaves across his baboon ass.

by Aloicious September 9, 2003

Baboon

The creature trapped in Monica's vagina.

Daniel: What is that horrible shrieking noise!?!?!
Michael: It's the baboon trapped in Monica's vagina.

by The Big Bopper July 31, 2006

babooshka

Russian for honey, sweetheart.

I'm in love with my babooshka.

by HoneyBunny October 21, 2004

baboon face

Someone who looks like they have a baboons face. Often confused with "hamster face." Usually related to people with really really large faces, espeically cheaks.

Fiona, you have a baboon face!

by K-Dawg February 13, 2003