Baptiste

Baptiste is a kind person whose goal is always to share his love for people. Sometimes, his sense of humor goes beyond his kindness. But you can always trust a Baptiste when he says that he cares about your well-being. It's well-known that Baptiste are the best sex player and their pillow are always sweating love.
Wow, look at you with your Baptiste. I'm definitely jealous.
by pripri4ever April 29, 2022
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Baptiste

Baptiste is a person who is very sweet and he would do anything for you! He does need some time alone sometimes and when he wants you to stop you should listen because Baptiste is so unique u never find that kind of Baptiste!
He’s also the best boyfriend you could ask for, he would do anything for you , sometimes he gets a bit weird and talks abt the weirdest stuff ever but that is what makes you get a smile on your face!
Boy 1: Ew she’s so ugly

Boy 2: Omg yeah I would rather date the trashcan than her!
Baptiste: Don’t be so mean. *dates the girl*
by Absynthee November 21, 2021
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Dirty Baptiste

When you're getting brain from one girl, penetration from a 6'6 obese man with an expo marker, and eating creamy alfredo and mushroom pasta at the same time. The man is always named Armando from Mexico
I just got a Dirty Baptiste, shit was fye.
by amgrogus November 16, 2023
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Baptist Dance Party

A sexual event between two or more people. More commonly in the south. Baptists abhor dancing and drinking because they believe it will lead to unmarried sexual relations.
Hey Dale, I heard you had a Baptist dance party with Jennie last night.

Shh, don't tell her mother! She had to skip church this morning because she was so sore!
by bestnonregever February 02, 2016
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alkimos baptist college

The name Alkimos Baptist College is a banner for people, often called “Students”
There are many groups under this banner like Eshays, snowflakes, ‘based gods’
All of these are commonly found at the school of the same name. But the large majority of people that go there often don’t leave their house.
Person 1 : god those alkimos Baptist college kids are annoying

Person 2 : don’t even get me started
by RaccoonTrashhhhh August 21, 2021
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First Baptist Academy Naples

A school where trust fund babies go. Most people who go there hate it. All the kids here get dropped off in their daddy’s Range Rover. Girls there are mean asf. I mean what do you expect in Naples.
Oh shit she probably going to First Baptist Academy Naples.
by Naplesgirly11 July 17, 2024
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Baptist two-step

A girl fucks two guys at once while attending Baylor University.
Ay that Baptist two-step we pulled last night was sick, I was trying not to make eye contact with you cause that would be gay. Go bears
by Hk1234 January 14, 2021
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