asteriks

The thing that pisses all gamers off when they get extremely frusterated and start spamming the most vile and horrid combinations of words ever and never are able to express themselves clearly because of these annoying little stars that substitute for the word

Corey: I JUST OWNED YOU SOO HARD NOOB!

Joey: WHAT!?!?! YOU ** **** ******** ******

Corey: Wtf?

Joey: **** asteriks...

by Corios March 30, 2009

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Austrian Gunda

A Swiss national who wants to emigrate to Austria but cannot because he or she has Swiss instead of EU Citizenship. Generally a former-slave/convict who often goes without a toilet or shower and sleeps in their filth while they dream of migrating to the 1st world.

“Those two Austrian Gundas sure do suck on the chillum like a Kalga bitch!”

by SukDip February 22, 2011

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austria

the poor man's germany, often (rightfully) overlooked because is has literally nothing going for it. austrians WILL deny this, but they've always striven to be as classy as german people are, which is why they are so bitter about them. the truth is, not even their most famous "celebrity", hitler, liked it there, which is why he hightailed it outta there. austrian's will pride themselves in having spawned personalities as great as mozart and freud, but we all know freud was a creepy bastard with problems, and mozart considered germany (or what passed as germany back then) his home country. they also like to marry their own family members over there or at least have an unhealthy fixation on incest (proof: the habsburger dynasty and freud).

often mistaken for australia, since some people in america, who have no clue about countries in europe, keep mistaking it for australia

keep trying it, austria. ;)

misguided dude: i was planning a trip to austria.
friend: don't even bother. go to germany instead.

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me: what do you think of austria?
person on omegle: don't you mean australia?

by no offense y'all April 6, 2014

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Austrian Slam

When a person locks his hands together, raises them above his head and proceeds to slam them down on an opponent, girlfriend, or musk ox

Anthony: Bro, did you see what happened to that musk ox?

Durst:Yeah, i heard Trent gave it the Austrian Slam!

Anthony: Wow, that sounds almost as bad as when you did that to Sarah!

Durst: Yeah, Almost..

by DURST! March 16, 2009

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