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Arsen "Asterix" Liliev.
"From Russia, a multiple time World and European Champion, welcome, Arsen, Asterix, Lilieeeeevvvvv!!"
Asterix by darthsith19 November 30, 2009
Asterix is the cutest, funniest, and kind of dumbest dog ever. He loves everyone, and spreads his love to people, and his close doggy friends.
Asterix loves everyone
I should check out the word Asteriks to find out what asterix is...
asterix by Stupid Lou September 29, 2006
Asterix is an expretion that can be used when ever such as

Man: Watch where ya goin ya fucking dirty skank you
Woman: Who you callin a skank ya bum
Man: Oh eat my Asterix!
Basically just use it at the end of(suck my asterix /eat my asterix/ smell my asterix)
Asterix by Hskaisbskaosbwhalzbsoabzbwm September 12, 2018

asterix and obelix

a lesbian gay couple who let there dog join in whenever they are feeling quirky
hey lets hang out with Asterix and obelix

Asterix payout

Retroactive compensation for good work.

When the movie Asterix and Obelix was in the making, Obelix was a famous actor and Asterix wasn't. So, what they did is Obelix got a pretty big salary while and Asterix didn't. Later, the movie studio was reading the reviews and everybody loved Asterix, so they retroactively gave a huge lump of money to the actor as a thanks.
Ex. 1: mfw when Asterix payout didn't land
Ex. 2: Leon's adjustments doubled the production speed, so management gave him an Asterix payout.
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