Also known as Asterix The Gaul, a badass midget warrior who first appeared in the first issue of Pilote, a French comic anathology.
Nobody fucks with Asterix, man. Not even Chuck Norris.
by Laser Potato August 27, 2008
see 'Asteriks' for a complete definition
I should check out the word Asteriks to find out what asterix is...
by Stupid Lou September 29, 2006
Asterix is the cutest, funniest, and kind of dumbest dog ever. He loves everyone, and spreads his love to people, and his close doggy friends.
Asterix loves everyone
by abolishthegreenapples May 25, 2021
Arsen "Asterix" Liliev.
"From Russia, a multiple time World and European Champion, welcome, Arsen, Asterix, Lilieeeeevvvvv!!"
by darthsith19 November 30, 2009
Asterix is an expretion that can be used when ever such as

Man: Watch where ya goin ya fucking dirty skank you
Woman: Who you callin a skank ya bum
Man: Oh eat my Asterix!
Basically just use it at the end of(suck my asterix /eat my asterix/ smell my asterix)
by Hskaisbskaosbwhalzbsoabzbwm September 12, 2018