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Also known as Asterix The Gaul, a badass midget warrior who first appeared in the first issue of Pilote, a French comic anathology.
Nobody fucks with Asterix, man. Not even Chuck Norris.
by Laser Potato August 27, 2008
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Jan 23 Word of the Day
Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.
"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
by 122445 May 14, 2006
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Arsen "Asterix" Liliev.
"From Russia, a multiple time World and European Champion, welcome, Arsen, Asterix, Lilieeeeevvvvv!!"
by darthsith19 November 30, 2009
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see 'Asteriks' for a complete definition
I should check out the word Asteriks to find out what asterix is...
by Stupid Lou September 29, 2006
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Asterix is an expretion that can be used when ever such as

Man: Watch where ya goin ya fucking dirty skank you
Woman: Who you callin a skank ya bum
Man: Oh eat my Asterix!
Basically just use it at the end of(suck my asterix /eat my asterix/ smell my asterix)
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