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Also known as Asterix The Gaul, a badass midget warrior who first appeared in the first issue of Pilote, a French comic anathology.
Nobody fucks with Asterix, man. Not even Chuck Norris.
by Laser Potato August 27, 2008
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Arsen "Asterix" Liliev.
"From Russia, a multiple time World and European Champion, welcome, Arsen, Asterix, Lilieeeeevvvvv!!"
by darthsith19 November 30, 2009
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see 'Asteriks' for a complete definition
I should check out the word Asteriks to find out what asterix is...
by Stupid Lou September 29, 2006
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Asterix is an expretion that can be used when ever such as

Man: Watch where ya goin ya fucking dirty skank you
Woman: Who you callin a skank ya bum
Man: Oh eat my Asterix!
Basically just use it at the end of(suck my asterix /eat my asterix/ smell my asterix)
by Hskaisbskaosbwhalzbsoabzbwm September 12, 2018
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