assplosion

when your ass "explodes", usually in a gaseous fashion after eating something that didn't agree with you, i.e. Mexican food, hummus, broccoli. this may include diarrhea, or not.

After eating the grilled stuffed burrito, and guacamole, I had the worst assplosion ever! I was stuck in the toilet for hours!

by geowoman71 October 8, 2014

my assul

A Conjunction of the words "my ass" and "will"

Man, My assull get fired if I rush up on dat hoe.

by Kevin April 8, 2005

assclown

An noun refering to ones boss, who lingers around the office preventing one from participating in, and enjoying the internet or e-mailing friends while at work. They think that said person should be "working".

phillychik hasnt been around today on the boards because "assclown" is hanging around the office.

by Jor-Juh Assclown November 29, 2006

assclown

krispy hitting his own team mates with frags and doesnt even say sorry.

solidus calls krispy assclown for hittiong him.

by solidus51 October 26, 2008

Assplosion

When a baby has a bowel movement that completely floods their diaper; as if their butt had exploded and all of the contents emptied into the diaper.

My newborn had an assplosion, there was crap everywhere.

by Gsomd1980 November 17, 2013

assplosion

when you fart so bad that it sounds like an explosion out of your ass

omg i just heard an assplosion come out of that guy

by apooroldman September 19, 2009

Asslok

A hardcore muthafucka who rocks all ass in all videogames. Beyotch!

Asslok put yo ass on lokdown.

by Asslok December 2, 2003