afterclap

The last person who claps after everyone else has stopped

When I was at the show and the curtain went down an elderly man afterclapped

by swagmaster420mlgquickscope July 1, 2015

Afternoon Timber

Kind of like morning wood but in the after noon.

man i sure have a bad case of afternoon timber!

by *ayelmaos_in_spanish* October 26, 2015

afternoon mud moon

: to take a hot dump in the woods on a hike and have your closest friends cheering you on., (must use clothing to wipe your ass)

Paul took a afternoon mud moon in the woods and everyone cheered

by bisq May 20, 2019

After the show comes the shit cart.

Old saying from WW1 used by soldiers returning to the trenches after being on leave in England

Soldier #1; Poor Tom bought it hardly a day after returning from leave in London!"

Soldier 2; " Yes, after the show comes the shit cart."

by OneWhoKnowsBetter January 24, 2020

morning after milkshake

When you sneak a morning after pill in a milkshake for some chick you busted a nut in. Banana is the best flavor.

John: good morning babe, I made you a delicious banana milkshake. (morning after milkshake)

Susie: oh thanks nigga, fuck me harder.

by Bryce Harper258 January 11, 2014

canadian aftershave

The odor left on ones face after having a putrid smelling hockey glove pressed into it.

That hoser took some whacks at our goalie after the whistle so I had to give him a dose of the Canadian Aftershave, eh?

by DJ Hotpocket May 23, 2016

Optimized weekday after-work game plan

Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.

Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020