melon dick

when your mans dick comes home smelling like another girls perfume

"man did you know joe got caught cheating?"
"what how??"
"he came home with some mad melon dick"

by thegirlsinenglishclass July 26, 2016

Melon Swing

If a guy wears a Banana Hammock as a swim suit then a Melon Swing is what the girls wear for the top part of their bikini suit.

Melontitsbikini topfemales swim suitwet wearMelon Swing

by The Banana Hammock Pool Man October 5, 2010

Melon Pumper

Person who cuts a hole in a melon and then has sex with it.

"See you, you're a melon pumper!"

by melonpumper October 7, 2012

Watery melons

When you're giving a boob job and he cums on your boobies!

"When I finished I gave her some watery melons."

by Brrrgalicious November 30, 2016

No Melon Day

On October 10th, anyone whose name (nickname, online username, etc.) involves the word "Melon" is not allowed to use the internet for the duration of the day.

Person 1: "Dude, it's October 10th!"
Person 2: "It's No Melon Day already? Finally! Some peace and quiet."

by Defenestrating Raccoon January 9, 2023

Melon Plucker

a black person, also see coon

black man: you damn cracker always gettin up in ma grill

White man: shut you fucking mouth you damn melon plucker

by skello_nig July 25, 2010

sloppy melon

Sloppy melon is the act of utting a hole in a water melon pouring salt into it and inserting a males penis into it and having sex with the watermelon

Brad preformed the sloppy melon

by Prozakmommy November 23, 2013