by bigballs22 October 24, 2017
On October 10th, anyone whose name (nickname, online username, etc.) involves the word "Melon" is not allowed to use the internet for the duration of the day.
Person 1: "Dude, it's October 10th!"
Person 2: "It's No Melon Day already? Finally! Some peace and quiet."
Person 2: "It's No Melon Day already? Finally! Some peace and quiet."
by Defenestrating Raccoon January 09, 2023
If a guy wears a Banana Hammock as a swim suit then a Melon Swing is what the girls wear for the top part of their bikini suit.
by The Banana Hammock Pool Man October 04, 2010
by thegirlsinenglishclass July 26, 2016
When one's mouth and nose is overloaded with cum it begins to overflow to the eyes resulting them in squirting cum from their eye. Also known as eye squirting.
by SaltyAdolf4Life December 02, 2015
Sloppy melon is the act of utting a hole in a water melon pouring salt into it and inserting a males penis into it and having sex with the watermelon
Brad preformed the sloppy melon
by Prozakmommy November 23, 2013