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hit that like a drunk driver

how quick you would have sex with a really hot chick
damn she's hot
i'd hit that like a drunk driver
by cheaptrickrick December 7, 2009
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Hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels

When a person is so (ugly) or has alot of marks on their face that their face looks like they got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels.......the hot nickels would leave disfiguring marks.
Yo man, she's so (ugly) that her face looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels

His acne left his face so effed up that he looks like he got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels
by JERSEY BOY 70 June 14, 2016
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Hit em wid a brick

To totally blow someones mind, and or do something amazing. or to just hit someone with a brick
by Brick man July 15, 2010
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Hit in the face with a bag of nickles

Did you see that ugly girl our friend was talking to? It looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of nickles.
by adam_420 August 1, 2007
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i'd hit it, with a baseball bat.

The oposite of I'd hit it. Used in a way that calls the other person ugly. See: I'd never hit it even if I was forced to
i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. in action

Nick: Hey Matt you know Rebecca?

Matt: Yeah, I'd hit it.

Nick: Ewww, shes nasty what the fuck is wrong with you?

Matt: With a baseball bat.

Nick: Ohhhh, haha me too.

Matt: Yeah, I'd never hit it even if I was forced to.
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i'd hit it like a mcdonald's cheeseburger

To have sex with (see "I'd hit it.")

Essentially making fun of the McDonald's commercial that uses "I'd hit it" with reference to a cheeseburger, which everyone knows is utterly misguided.
Wow look at that ass!
I'd hit it like a McDonald's cheeseburger.
by geekjive April 13, 2005
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hit him with a rake

the most common retort used by musicianforum members, AKA MXicans when someone posts about.. well, pretty much anything.

this retort was originated from a thread made by blockhead whose dad called him a jew and he hit his dad with a rake.
person: so yesterday i spilled this cup of coffee and my manager fired me

MXican: hit him with a rake LOLOL
by BIoTeCH September 17, 2005
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