Coke Zero

diet coke in a different bottle for men who think "diet" coke is for girls

A: "Is that diet coke you're drinking? You ponce..."
B: "Now way, this is coke zero, coke for REAL men."

by mike spooner May 31, 2007

Zero bitches

Another saying for you get absolutely no girls/pussy

Louie K gets absolutely zero bitches

by Ktmhazard216 June 7, 2022

Zero Two

Zero Two (ゼロツー, Zero Tsū) is the main heroine and the deuteragonist of DARLING in the FRANXX. She is a human-klaxo sapien hybrid and a member of the APE Special Forces, primarily fighting on the front lines. As an elite Parasite with the codename "002", also known as the "Partner Killer", Zero Two had always accepted solitude due to her horns and Klaxosaur blood. Despite having no regard for human life or her own and being accustomed to fighting solo, she took interest in Hiro and offered an opportunity to pilot with her, making him her new partner and "darling". After Hiro was able to ride with her more than three times, the pair became the 13th Plantation's newest members, piloting the powerful FRANXX Strelizia.

Yo Zero Two is Cool

by miata real October 31, 2020

Zero Budget

a) A compliment. To call someone zero budget is to suggest that they cost nothing to be created. This means that no contraception was used to try and prevent the birth of the person, therefore not costing one single, hard earned copper.

b) An insult. To make someone feel small and unvalued.

(NOTE) People will be able to tell by your voice and facial expressions which definition of the word you have used on them.

a) e.g. Man, you're totally zero budget!

b) e.g. Jordan, you're a dirty, zero budget rentboy

by Vaas May 3, 2014

ZERO 101

An introductory course on the number zero offered at some community colleges as part of the popularization of mathematics to an oft-semi-innumerate public.

How do we pronounce the “101” in “ZERO 101"? One-oh-one? One-zero-one? One-nought-one?

by MathPlus August 26, 2021

cock zero

A man whose sperm contains zero calories.

Jane: I am going back on diet
Stacey: Good, would it affect your sex life?
Jane: Not really, I still do bj's for hubby since he pays me cash for it lol
Stacey: Remember not to swallow since you are on diet...
Jane: Hubby is a cock zero, he's got no calories in his man sauce
Stacey: oh good for you Jane!

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

Zero Rizz

When a man cannot pull their way out of a paper bag and talking to females becomes harder than putting a man on the moon. Smite players have become famous for having zero rizz because, it’s Smite. They struggle with the female gender so much, in fact, that this persons friends have completely given up on them and only fat bitches have become the target of their crosshairs. The only cure for this is an intervention where all of the boys sit this man down and explain to him the error of his ways.

Jesus Christ, Brycey you have zero rizz.

by Urmyboyblue January 6, 2022