Yoinked

To steal something.

Woow. That guy really yoinked her.

by Biggest chungus January 19, 2019

Yoink

When You Yoink, it tends to be a quick swiping action of taking someones valuable possession/s (Mr.StealYoGIrl)

Damn Bruh, imma Yoink yuh girl...

by StonedSmerk April 30, 2019

Yoink

When you do something on porpuse but it was on porpuse so you say “yoink” insted of “ups”

Yoink I accidentielt gave that girl a “Konner-hånder

by Gustav tomzak June 12, 2019

Yoink

The equal and opposite reaction of a Yeet.

When I Yeeted this ball, I was Yoinked.

by YeetithSkreetith May 8, 2019

International law of yoink

As defined by international law when one yellith "Yoink" one now owns the object

obviously I used the international law of Yoink

by Gravrok February 23, 2021

yoinked a grandma

The action of bitting down on an unpopped popcorn kernel.

"Man, I yoinked a grandma last night."

by taylorsversion13 November 9, 2022

Yoink

The active explosion of the bladder from drinking too much liquid.

There was a terrible tragedy, Steve got yoinked today.
Grandma drank too much from the plant vase. She soon got yoink treatment from the surgeon and therapy for the rest of her life.

The wise man Tom always told me he never wanted to get yoinked.

by Temiz October 9, 2023