Man Yogurt

The slimy white goo that gets launched out of a dick during ejaculation.

Amy licked all the man yogurt off of John's dick after giving him a trusty hand job.

by theredcup September 8, 2019

Cherry yogurt croissant

When u cum inside a girl who is on her period, then when u pull out the blood and the cum ooz out

"I just turned my girlfriend into a cherry yogurt croissant "

by Aptbark1234 January 14, 2020

Limp yogurt

When a man ejaculates when he is not erected

Blake Miller was so horny, that he limp yogurted!

by Fatman2004 June 29, 2020

Gym locker Yogurt

When your locker neighbor in gym class decides to spank the monkey and forget to throw away the object he cleaned himself with and leaves it in his gym locker. Over time it will begin to yellow and culture until it resembles yoplait Greek yogurt

Brad’s jizz napkin was never cleaned so now there is a culture of gym locker yogurt in his gym locker.

by Nikhil Kumaran May 15, 2019

throat yogurt

A thick fluid that is ejected from the depths of a man's slut monkey into the throat of another, which automatically gives meaning to the term. This is usually accomplished directly from male penis to female throat.

Alright Jane, lip lock my slut monkey and get ready for my throat yogurt!

by thadelus January 30, 2009

Jersey Yogurt

When a man from Jersey squeezes his penis until it turns purple and proceeds to ejaculate on the face of a quidette. Next, as the quidette stumbles to find her balance you grab her hair and hang her off your closet...for later use.

Alicia- wow you can really squeeze tight...
Clay- I know I am a republican now GET ON MY MY DOOR YOU TAN PIMPLE POPPER GRENADE. I know you love your Jersey Yogurt.
Alicia- Alright buddy, just don't forget about me behind your door.

by Dantosis September 16, 2011

bruh.yogurt

The sexiest bisexual male with the biggest cock to ever step not only on this planet but all galaxies that are being created right now

Bruh.yogurt is sexy

by Smart turtle October 6, 2020