Winston Matzke

A dog who can be seen in Elijah Matzke's Instagram and Snapchat. He is a cute Golden Retriever, who deserves the best from his owners.

Winston Matzke is the cutest dog alive!

by YTHacker August 23, 2019

Winston’s Law

Success in life depends largely on your ability to speak, your ability to write, and the quality of your ideas, in that order.

A somewhat depressing observation that the best ideas don’t necessarily win out in the end, but depend on salesmanship, including thinking on one’s feet and a compelling in-person presentation.

Source: Prof. Patrick Winston

Winston’s Law dictates that, although you may not be in Sales, you are anyway.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025

winstoned

Cutting one's nose with the new fiver whilst snorting cocaine

Man i got winstoned last night, I hope I don't get an infection

by re-rezzed May 11, 2017

henry winston

A person who is legit handsome and the best person in the world.

Henry Winston is so hot, hadsome, and smart.

by Henry Winston December 08, 2016

Winston Aim

A group of the best aimers to walk the planet, only real Winston Aim members have good enough aim to use Winston

That guy is shitting on us, I wonder if he's in Winston Aim.

by Rico Brazilman September 24, 2022

Winston slamming

The act of getting a huge genetically engineered gorilla with a huge erection and letting him slam his meat in you.

Chase: “hey how was the zoo yesterday?”. Isabel; “well, it was a gamble as I almost died from the winston slamming at the gorilla park”.

by BreadsThickLoaf December 03, 2024

Sir Dexter Winston Himself

he is a nigardly bastard child

Sir Dexter Winston Himself did a backflip into jo mama trex style

by TyronesVienyMEat February 17, 2025