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Piss Water

Cheap beer that contains very little alcohol. In the 70s 3.2 beer had this title, but since the national 21 year old drinkiing age it has been difficult to obtain. Now piss water is usually shitty beers like nattie ice and busch. Stupid college kids drink these beers. Don't be those kids.
Man, this piss water sucks. I've been to teh pisser 5 times and I'm not even buzzed yet.
by Billy The Impaler December 14, 2004
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water goat

Water goats have two eyes and four pairs of arms and, like other cephalopods, they are bilaterally symmetric.
by wuad June 1, 2013
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It's just water

A classic phrase used by Max Hardcore to calm down his female costars who were surprised and disgusted to find out that they're expected to drink his urine.
From Max Factor 10:

Lain Oi (crying): Did you just fucking piss on me?

Max: Honey, it's just water! Taste it!
by MeatTycoon April 26, 2009
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Fiji Water

Bottled water which very much like Starbucks, has a become a status symbol among the general wealthy population.
Across the nation, the aqua-elite flock to water bars, where instead of tasting shiraz and pinot noir, they swish and sip $5 bottles of Voss or Fiji Water.

But despite all the recent splash, many experts still conclude that water is just water.
by Van Der Brink December 9, 2008
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window warrior

A term usually used in any prison or lockup situation where a person talks shit from behind the safety of a window in an attempt to look like a hard ass. The goal of the window warrior is to put up a facade that he wants to fight when in reality he does not.

Often conflicts occur in a rec yard or rec area. When the window warrior sees that there is someone who can beat his ass in the rec yard, he may start screaming and making gestures at the person to put on a display that he wants to fight. This will cause the correctional officer to keep the two separate at all times in the future to prevent the conflict, benefiting the window warrior because he doesn't have to face the conflict and get beat up or punked out in front of everyone. He can then continue to talk shit from behind the safety of his window while maintaining his tough image to his fellow inmates.
"He doesn't really want to fight. He's just a bitch ass window warrior."
by Goddunit December 9, 2008
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water

why the hell are you looking up water for on the urban dictionary.
seriously, why the hell did you look up water
by all your base belong to us January 16, 2012
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Road Warrior

This is a self-described term used by corporate lackeys that spends a lot of time on the road (via automobiles), living in motels and eating in restaurants and diners. Many use this term to glamorize, romanticize and/or rationalize their lonely profession, sometimes to impress lot lizards and other prostitutes that frequent the world of the itinerant traveler.
So that dweeb with a laptop fancies himself a road warrior, eh? Well, a biker gang is just pulling into this truck stop. Watch him skedaddle!
by Poppy McFoppy August 17, 2010
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