twally washer

a female/male sucking on cock. (cock=twally, washer=cleans)

yer maws a twally washer

by horse79 June 20, 2011

Warner

A herpes sore. An angry, throbbing little pustule which causes great pain and irritation to anyone it comes in to contact with. Incurable. Said to be named after Australian cricketer David Warner.

I'm in agony. My cock's covered in warners.

by Mrs Warner December 1, 2013

Washerbaby

A chubby whore.

Autumn is a *Washerbaby*

by Scotch9845987 October 21, 2009

Ball Washer

A device avaliable for use on most private and public golf courses. You insert your dirty balls into the device, turn the handle a few times and they come out squeaky-clean!!1

Oh shit! my new NOODLE ball fell into the mud...better run it through the ball washer.

by JEff April 12, 2005

Jackie Warner

Owner and managing director of Sky Sport & Spa, and star of the hit TV show Workout on Bravo. Quite possibly the coolest, most in the zone woman, ever.

Person: "Hun, you know how feminist lesbians are!"
Person 2: "Not Jackie Warner, she's super cool. Man I wish she had super powers."

by JM August 23, 2006

wassermerron

a kind of melon that creates enjoyment for Germans (hence the wasser bit) and Japanese (merron)alike. They are often so greatly pleased that they shake their arms about in a gleeful fashion.

A JAPANESE MAN: Hello Gunter, how would you like some wassermerron?
GUNTER THE GERMAN: Ja ja!
then a lot of rejoicing goes on. Hoorah!

by JoopishKing March 25, 2009

Wagner's Folly

Cutting one's thumb tip off in order to regenerate a stronger thumb capable of Billy Mays level product recommendations.

1) Ever since Wagner's Folly, that guy sure does make me want to buy a tub of Oxi-Clean just by giving a thumbs up.
2) There was no mistaking the decision in the Coliseum yesterday. While previous Caesar's life or death decisions have been ambiguous, ever since Wagner's Folly, the choice between life or death has been obvious.

by Hollywood Hulk Hogan January 2, 2014