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Wisconsin whiskey wash

Taking a bottle of top shelf whiskey, shoving it inside your partners anus and unload the entire bottle. Now take cubes of cheddar and pop them in the brisket pipe and let it brew. By now your partner is drunk as f*ck releasing the cheese dip from the cob hole for you to enjoy.
Baby, I know it’s almost dinner but I sure could go for some of that Wisconsin whiskey wash right now.
by Jeff October 23, 2020
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ronnie

"i just bought a gram of that ronnie and now i'm nodding out. i think i'm gonna puke."
by jeff August 11, 2008
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Abortion

What right-wing republican dumbasses think is legalized murder.
republican- "Pray to stop abortion"
me- "Go preach at church"
by Jeff January 12, 2007
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pwned

someone or something having total domination over an object
(Jail shower scene)
Dood, i dropped the soap and then i was pwned.
by Jeff January 3, 2007
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Native American ball-juice

Any pseudo-spiritual product that can be successfully marketed to New Age white America such as dream-catchers, power crystals, vortex-mapping and any number of placebo-effect herbs and medications.

-A reference to an early South Park episode that featured Cheech and Chong posing as Native Americans in order to sell alternative medications to the townfolk.
At one point in the episode, a customer proclaims "My balls hurt when I watch VH-1!"

Cheech then answers, "Here, try this Native American ball-juice."
by Jeff September 2, 2006
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obecalp

An actual medical prescription written by doctors for psychosomatic symptoms. The pill is merely a sugar or salt tablet and is intended to spark a placebo-effect. In fact, the word is "placebo" spelled backwards.
Since medical tests found nothing wrong with the patient, the doctor resorted to prescribing a high dosage of obecalp and hoped that a placebo effect would relieve the pain.
by Jeff September 2, 2006
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cake coaster

The white cardboard square that prevents a Hostess cupcake from sticking to the plastic wrapper.
After eating the cupcake Vanessa licked the cake coaster clean.
by Jeff July 28, 2006
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