Wack the Bird

Male masterbation. Commonly used as a slang term describing the sexual acts of one, like "Beat the Meat."

Dude, beat the meat is so out of style, use Wack the Bird.
I Wack the Bird every time I see her.

by Paso Robles Slang March 9, 2010

wack it

jerk off. masterbate

She got pissed at me last night so I'm gonna wack it.

by monkeyman30 November 23, 2006

wack ass bitch

A female who obsessively pursues sexual relations with a guy who is not interested because he knows she is an STD infested hoe who has fucked everything with a penis within 30 miles. They are known to excessively call, stalk, and go psychotic on the male subject. They are dangerous!!! Stay the fuck away!!!

Can be shortened to WAB as long as everybody knows what you're talking about.

Man, that fucking wack ass bitch called for you 38 times; in the past hour.

by JM October 17, 2004

wack attack

To have the sudden urge to masturbate in a public place, usually a restaurant, and to then start beating off savagely.

O man did you here? Bobby had a wack attack at his nephews birthday party! What a sick bastard.

by d00d April 27, 2004

Wack Stick

USB flash drive used to stash your porn

"My wife won't find my porn because I have it stashed on my wack stick,"

by McBastard November 15, 2007

wack 'n nap

A jack-off session followed by a nap; typically done right after a long day of work. A person engaged in a wack ‘n nap typically is so spent after ejaculation that they do not even have the energy to pull their pants back up before falling asleep. At this point a nap will commence and the participant often goes to sleep with their dick in their hand waking up some indeterminate of time later in a surprised state as there is still a mess to be cleaned up.

Man, this was the week that would never end. Before going out on Friday night I had a quick wack 'n nap to recharge my batteries before heading out for the night.

by mducrane April 27, 2012

wack city

1.A term to define a boring group of teens that reside in a boring neighbor hood

2.Something that is really lame

Yo, this is wack city

Yo, he is the gay rights activist of wack city

by Annie Thompson July 10, 2006