shake the weight 

verb: to masturbate (male) or to give a man a hand job. A reference to the TV infomercial product, ShakeWeight.

Man 1: Dude, wanna go shake the weight?

Man 2: Nah man, I'm going to get some pussy tonight. Have fun though.

shake the weight by InfomercialKing January 25, 2010

cum weight 

The weight that an individual gains after starting a new relationship due to the large(or not) volume of semen that is consumed during foreplay and/or sexual intercourse.

Can be used in a derogatory manner or not depending on individuals and context of conversation.

Non derogatory:
I have put on 6lbs since dating him, its totally cum weight.

Derogatory:
That bitch is so fat, its totally all cum weight.

cum weight by NMasters September 25, 2012

punch above your weight 

Boxing idiom used to describe being in a situation where you're overmatched. Can be used in relation to other sports, as well as relationships.

"That fox was bound to leave you, Fat Albert. Next time, don't punch above your weight."

punch above your weight by gutshot74 September 21, 2011

relationship weight 

Weight gain from being in a relationship.

I'v been in a relationship for a year and i have gained relationship weight.

relationship weight by nini09 January 18, 2016

light-weight

A weak weight-lifter who thinks he has the greatest body ever, and loves to touch his "big"(actually small) muscles. He usually obtains his size through good genes and not through hard work, like a man would do. If you invite him to work out with you, u may hear some of the following quotes: No dude, i can't lift because im running track- I havent lifted in FORREVER bro...i cant lift my normal weight. They are usually cocky, and never realize that people that are bigger then him..are indeed bigger and stronger than him. If you tell him he is small, he wont believe you. Also thinks he is a superior athlete in sports such as football or track.

"Hey bro, IM A BEAST!!!! look at my huge CHEST and BICEPS!" "Dude, you are 20 pounds lighter than me, and struggle benching 30 pounds below your body weight." "Dude, thats only because im running track and im focusing on speed! Hey i gotta go look at my muscles in the mirror so I will see u later!" "Ya, see ya.....fuckin light-weight"

light-weight by termsofswoleness May 11, 2010

chump weight 

A term used in weightlifting. An amount of weight that can be lifted by your average Joe. The term also relates to the attitude of the lifter, who believes himself to be strong when, in actual fact, he's not. This makes him a chump, not the weight on the bar. Typical weight of chump weight in e.g. the bench press: 220 lbs or 100kg.

Joe: I can bench 220! Schmoe: Don't you know that's chump weight?

chump weight by Nikolas Belmont May 27, 2008

Your weight 

When your bro, points out a girl (Commonly referred to as blade or yoke) who is exactly your kind of girl. Not to be confused with actual body weight.

Bro! She is your weight.

Your weight by doitinadatsun October 1, 2018