Volleyball

A really intense version of Don't Let The Balloon Touch The Floor.

Volleyball is just like primary school P.E.! Except everything is on fire.

by tobioh November 29, 2014

Volleypong

A game of volleyball played on a ping pong table with three players, paddles, and a ping pong ball. same rules apply from volleyball except that the ball can bounce on the table once after the other team has sent it over the net.

Volleypong was created in 2008 by a group of volleyball players in need of a rush.

by Malik Jiffry May 19, 2008

A Lord Voldermort

To punch someone in the face so hard that their nose disappears, causing them to resemble Lord Voldermort.

Guy 1: Dude, what happened to Mercedes' nose?

Guy 2: You didn't hear? She was in a fight and caught a Lord Voldermort

by Gilbydude September 14, 2011

volleyball

A series of events where a bunch of girls bend over in really tight shorts. In most cases, they are usually horny athletes.

God, volleyball is the best sport ever.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

volleyball

An extremely intense version of the game "keep the balloon off the floor." True volleyball requires amazing hand-eye coordination. The players sacrifice their bodies in order to prevent a ball from touching the ground inside their side of the court all while there are 6 people on the apposing team trying their hardest to make sure the ball does in fact hit the ground on your side of the court. The process hopefully consists of a bump, set, spike pattern if the players are doing their job. The players are usually tall in order to return the ball more easily over the net. oh, and girls in spandex.

girl: I love volleyball so much!
guy: Me too, girls in spandex are awesome.

by SomethingClever June 18, 2013

vollmer

worst in bed retarded and rejected by all women and men alike. only action a vollmer gets is via animal

did you hear some one raped old man jenkins goat.

beat it was a vollmer

by dead not sleeping October 12, 2010

Beach Volleyball

The easy version of real volleyball, and a chance for male douchebags who can not play any other sport to pretend they are really cool because they can spike it. But they cannot do anything else.

Boy: Did you see me spike that thing during the beach volleyball game?
Girl: Wow, do you know how to pass or set?
Boy: no...
Girl: Thats what i thought. f off, douche.

by omgomgiamsoborecd February 27, 2011