velcroesque

1. a hanger-on who seeks advantage or gain.
sort of like a leech.

That dude was so velcroesque I could not shake him off me.

by ink_lab January 18, 2011

Velcroing

When two girls with hairy vaginas scissor

Did you see those two girls velcroing last night? That shit was lit

by Devin sucks cock September 7, 2016

velcrodaddy

a daddy that wears velcro shoes.

Ayo velcrodaddy lemme get those kicks
Nah man these are limited edition

by umyeaooksure June 5, 2018

velcrodaddy

A sexy ass dude who rocks Velcro shoes.

Girls: Damn who that?
Guy: Thats Velcrodaddy y'all can't get him

by umyeaooksure June 11, 2018

Velcroni

Velcroni a very wise majestic beautiful hot sexy kind funny friendly approachable and talented man

Person 1:"Did you see Velcroni?"
Person 2:"Yeah hes so cool!"

by Velcroni December 9, 2021

Velcroz

Another word for goat (greatest of all time)

“He’s really the velcroz”

by Wehhiv January 24, 2022

Velcroz

Greatest rapper on the planet

There go velcroz😱

by Wehhiv September 8, 2022